Sweat Soap

Note: the following is a blogger double dip.  It happens. 

Ok, so as it turns out this isn't the best scan in the world, but nevertheless, here is Sweat Soap:

Sweat Soap is a product designed for the individual who feels social pressures goading him not to shower, yet loves the feeling of a freshly cleansed bod. Sweat Soap offers all the absterging qualities of soap, with that lived-in smell of human sweat. Want to prove to your crust punk friends that your really not a spoiled bro from Connecticut? Want your sporty crush to think you ride a bike to work and not that lame turquoise moped? Want hipsters everywhere to take your opinions about important topics seriously? Well, Sweat Soap is the product for you -- because you can never be too clean!