I want in too! Things that make me sick:

-paper rad

-other things stoners should like (including ska bands that tim and eric indulge)

-the giant cockroach I saw in the bathroom yesterday that could of been mistaken for a baby mouse

-when brink's alarm calls me at 5am and ALSO leaves a voicemail

-going to work on beautiful days and the exact time 3:40pm.

-explaining things

-the guy that tells me to suck his dick almost every day on avenue A

-really really fat homeless people, completely nude, having sex, on the east river park

-"The 8th avenue/manhattan bound L train will arrive in approximately 37 minutes"

-my goldfish